Riochet
RIOCHET WARS 2!!!!! {FAN-FIC}
Tue Mar 16 17:58:29 1999


RIOCHET WARS 2
When we left our hero, his ship returns to earth, for
remodeling. Little does he know, a complete idiot
{Also known as Hougan,} follows in SaMaNtHa's {Also
known as Sammy twat.} Anyway, Hougan goes into 
Riochets terratory for an ambush.............}
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Riochet: Finally, back to my limmerick.... There once was
a man from Eines, and he had a great big penis,....
Robot: Yes Hougan...
Riochet: Huh?
{ Riochet steam-rolls "Hougan",...}
Riochet: F**K YOU HOUGAN!!!!!
Hougan: OW! You broke my spine!
Riochet: If I broke your spine, you would't be talk'n.
Hougan: Yeah, I could!
Riochet: No, ya could't!
{Riochet and Hougan start beating up each other.}
Robot 1: Hmmmmmmm, which one should we cheer for?
Robot 2: I don't know.
Robot 1: Go Riochet!
Robot 2: Go Hougan!
{Riochet kicks Hougan in the nuts.}
Hougan: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
I'm gonna kill you!!!!!!!!!!! Die!!!!!!!
{ Hougan starts punching Riochet in stomach.}
Riochet: Ha! You think that hurts!
{Riochet barely pushes Hougan, and falls.}
Hougan: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
You broke my leg!!!!!!!!
Riochet: I did not!
Hougan: I'm telling!
Riochet: Telling who?
{ Hougan sits for twenty minuetes.}
Hougan: I'm gonna kill you!
{Hougan and Riochet beat each other up again.}
Robot 1: Go Riochet!
Robot 2: Go Hougan!
Robot 1: SHUT-UP!!!
Robot 2: No, you stut-up!
{Robots start beating eachother up.}
Riochet: EAT THIS!
{Riochet kicks Hougan in to a raging river.}
Hougan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Riochet: HA,HA!

THE END!!!!!!!!!